Lady and I are sitting on the couch. I’m on my laptop and Lady is chewing up her stuffed alligator toy. Everything is peaceful and quiet when all the sudden she lets out the most hateful and vicious growl I’ve ever heard out of her. I look over and she is just glaring at the tv. There was a horse on the tv galloping across the screen. Apparently, Lady StumpyLegs thought tv horse was going to steal her alligator.
"Go away beast, dis my alligator stuffy."
She continued to glare at the screen for like a minute after the horse left before returning to her toy. She is literally looking up at the screen every so often as if to make sure tv horse is not trying to kidnap alligator toy.
My dog is a psycho.
So on TV today there was a clip of a German Shepherd opening a crate to free another dog and my mom said, “I’d like to get one someday.” And then I said ”Yeah, I seriously looked into getting a GSD before I got Lady. Except every breeder around here sells for around 3 grand.” ”Oh, never mind then.” Haha.